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Women are so full of themselves.

 

You don’t see men complaining all the time even though if they make an accident and say some thing unintentionally sexual about a woman even if it’s just a compliment taken the wrong way in the wrong place *BLAM* Law suite. Where as it is almost expected of women to make a comment of “men are such pigs”, good thing we are men and can take that kind of abuse, if we were women we would probably break down and cry, and then bring it to our boss get some one fired, and then get the rest of the day off (with pay but every one will hear about how it’s a nickel less than the guy next to me if that even is true) due to emotional stress.

 (this entry has been edited there was a line that you should not even joke about and I crossed that line with the second half of this artcle)

I am just playin Ladies you know i love you.

 

 

 

 

 

 

I Hate kids (Still)

Kids are stupid. They're always running around with their sticky hands and filthy Star Wars toys, completely oblivious to their surroundings. Irresponsible, lazy, and worthless. I saw a kid on a Chex commercial today. The kid was laughing. Laughing because he likes the noise it makes when he eats cereal. The kid was trying to be cute and funny, but ended up being annoying and repulsive. The commercial gave me diarrhea.

You know.. you're pretty much a pile of shit if you're content with living your life eating cereal and laughing at the noise it makes. Why don't these worthless kids get a job? Child labor laws--my ass. We need to make new child labor laws, forcing kids into work at an early age. If their backs don't hurt, then they aren't earning their living.

I mean, kids need real jobs. None of this selling lemonade at the corner of the street bullshit that they do now. The other day, some ugly little kids were trying to sell piss-warm lemonade to people driving by. Like anyone's going to go out of their way to stop, buy some diseased sugar water with dead flies in it, just to help out a group of dirty little shits that don't have anything better to do.

Not that they know what to do with the money once they get. They usually fritter it away on legos and Britney Spears albums. Speaking of Britney Spears, she blows.

I also saw a Rice Crispies commercial the other day. It started out with some short, uncoordinated little shit trying to reach the Rice Crispies on the kitchen counter (I was hoping it was one of those commercials where a pot of boiling water scalds the kid; you know, the ones that are supposed to give irresponsible parents a guilt trip). But no. The kid got his rice crispies, then the MUSIC started playing. "Snap crackle pop... wake up call to the world! Snap crackle pop..." That whore. Then the kid snuck into his baby brother's room and placed the bowl of cereal right next to his head. The baby woke up and looked around. What the hell? The last thing you want is a baby that's awake. Babies are loud, stupid, and they shit all over everything.

Just as the baby woke up, the door cracked open. It was the mom. She looked into the room and tilted her head, as if to say "Awwe.. isn't that cute?" NO. YOU STUPID BITCH. YOUR KID COULD HAVE BEEN SCALDED BY BOILING WATER. Pay attention next time. Damned irresponsible parents. If you're not going to supervise your little brats, then don't have kids. We have enough jackasses running around as it is, we don't need more.

People tell me that I shouldn't have kids. Why? I think I'd make a great parent. My kids won't be screwed up little bastards. They'll be great, just like me. I won't tolerate failure, like all those other parents. No son of mine is going to fail. We need more winners, and less losers. If you can't cut it, then you're weak. Inferior. Worthless. A bad seed. A sour grape. What's with sour grapes anyway? Why are they considered bad? I like sour grapes, so piss off.

I'm The Center of the Universe.

I'm better than everyone. I kick ass at everything.  Nobody is as good as I am.

Some people think I'm conceited. Oh well.

All my friends think I'm better than they are. Sometimes my friends ask "so how come you rule so much?"

One time I decided to play basketball, but I suck at basketball so I lost. Just kidding, I kicked everyone's ass because I'm the best.

I own everyone at everything. There's no use in trying to be as good as me because it's impossible. There aren't enough words to describe how good I am.

THE UNIVERSE REVOLVES AROUND ME.

I AM KING. Everyone wishes they were me. EVERYONE.

If I weren't me, I'd wish I was.

I love me.

Its been pretty damn long since i last wrote in this thing and sory to say its not goin to be very detailed.
my last entry was school nearly over time for summer while now its summer nearly over time for school boarding school that is Mwhahahaha!!! ( in an evil genious tone)

Summer

summer was spent well i went to trinidad for 2 weeks got my canadian student visa so now its  99.9% chance of me goin to boarding school. Me n jake really found interesting ways of nearly killing ourselves and spending the day.... well i wudnt say constructivly. I think that all in all this summer was good cudve been better but I had fun

 

Reality is begining to set in as i realize that these people that i spend just  about every day with i am not goin to see in another couple of monthes. Dont wurry this doesnt mean that i wont talk to yall ill keep intouch via msn or anything elsei guess. But now that i am leaving i am realizing that i wasted alot of time, no not school wise but just i  have lived hear for so many years and still have so much to do 
I was lapsin like mad i always put stuff off until tomorow or spent forever waiting for an opertunity that never came. but hey things happen for a reason right.

And oh yeah i am waiting for the very cliche last couple days something life altering to happens and  ah well you know how those movies play out

 

Damn reading this over just dulled my day but get me wrong all this stuff is true  and actually i am happy i want to go and i cant wait to go up there and start but ill never have enough time as i want to hang out with my friends before summer is over

 

The next time i type in thise wil probly be my first day of school 11th grade baby !!!